Irrelevant Irrelevancies

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

ezurad

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

hiringdreamers

Milk is $15

captaindeadpoet

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

bluesey-182

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

asymbina

I think his face is just tentacles.

kakaphoe

The blind man has gills.

of-another-broken-heart

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

kakaphoe

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

a-small-bowl-of-noodles

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

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schi-walker-locked

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

baracknobama
stranger-dustin

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And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“


- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

dappledwind

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder